The Biography of Stephanie Hammer

Stephanie Hammer was born many millennia ago in a faraway land where the chickens rule (but not for long, if you’ve been watching Aqua Teen Hunger Force). She has been a faculty member in the Department of Comparative Comportment and Etiquette Studies at UC Riverside since the Great Flood. Before that, she was a firefighter and a World War 1 nurse. She speaks 120 languages, and has published more than 4,000 books on a variety of topics including: biomechanics of droids, how to weave bollweevils, tango for the terrified, and oh my god why is life is so fun, which was published in 2004.

Mother, educatrix, amateur knitter of odd sweaters and blankets, and resolute non-cook, Stephanie Hammer lives in Los Angeles with the fabulously gifted and beautiful Lillian Behrendt (designer of this website), as well as the supremely genius-ish and secretly giggly Larry Behrendt who lurks in a little house in the backyard playing computer with his friend, the mysterious Dr. Paul.